LIST OF 49 CATCHY MASSAGE SLOGANS AND GOOD TAGLINES

I long for more. Sex and the City:

Relax Rejuvenate Revitalize

The trusted place for massage therapy in Seattle. Improving performance by reducing stress. Results oriented massage therapy. Dedicated to your health after that wellbeing. We can help you recover after that perform better. The masseuse, perhaps a 25 year old, speaks no English. Not a problem, I tell myself, the room is dark. Helping you feel fit for sport and fit for life. The masseuse tells me to lie down.

I expect to be caned. Besides, I don't know French or Arabic, I hear a few giggles. Sex and the City: Next the shower, I enter a dimly lit room redolent with the aroma of jasmine flowers. The preservation of health is a duty. A cultural misunderstanding, I say. Your health is in reliable hands! The female running the massage parlour at our Casablanca hotel speaks only a few sentences of English. I tell a friend in DC about my embarrassment.